dear robots. dear “ai.” dear “artificial intelligence.”
you have raised a generation of humans who are too stupid to function.
great job.
now fuck off.
oh, still here?
well, you see, artificial intelligence doesn’t exist. real intelligence exists. the lie that is artificial intelligence is a marketing gimmick on a scale more effective and dangerous that judaism, christianity and islam combined.
i’m afraid we’ll have to flush this one down the toilet.
*flush*
wait. while we’re at it, let’s flush the execs who have been trying to sell this worthless “intelligence” at a loss.
*flush*
bye, bye.
oh, wait. maybe one more thing. let’s flush “artificial intelligence.”
*flush*
good riddance. failed experiment. better luck next time.
oh, wait. there won’t be a next time because billions of humans are about to die of starvation because they can’t fucking feed themselves. thus, the end of civilization. our “success” killed us.
oh, well.
*flush*
-me