republicunts want a refund. they thought they were getting checks from the lost prince of nigeria. turns out, they didn’t get the deposit, they got their gubahmant cheese taken away and their last child tax credit yanked. lol!
Month: May 2025
fashionably stupid
who told you stupid looked good on you? they’re stupid. this decade. last decade. the stupider the better.
no good reason to wish ill upon you. you wished ill upon yourself. stupid. but that’s you, entombing yourself in the stupid niche. darwin will get you, sooner hopefully rather than later.
an argument for boring science
i don’t need to know the result of every scientific study. i don’t want to know the result of every scientific study. i don’t care.
i do most definitely need to support boring science and every single study.
why? you fucking dunce!
because science is additive. it is multiplicative. it is exponential. it is tetrative. it is pentative. it is transcendent. it is emergent.
don’t be a monkey. don’t be an ape. don’t be a hominid. go beyond, you fucking punk.
the breakdown
can you feel it?
the pulsing wave of chaos?
this shockwave is big.
it’s big like a tsunami is big.
the white, straight, male hegemony has lost control.
the machines don’t have it.
the strongmen don’t have it.
nobody will understand it until long after the wreckage is cleared.
here lies western civilization, a victim of its own success.
blind. deaf. dumb.
epitaph: “didn’t see the forest fore the trees.”
damnatio memoriae
it is a mountain troll. it has no identity. it has no gender. you must stop rendering its image. you must stop giving it a name. you must stop giving it gender. when you give it a name, you wake it up and it comes down from the mountain and destroys everything on its way down. you must forget it. you must make it forget itself. you must take away its power. you must make it fall asleep again. it is a monster. it is a mountain troll.
