jeans. came to the gym and forgot my gym shorts. this is a city gym, mind. wore my jeans. asshat immediately stops me and says i’m not wearing the proper attire. i looked down and said, "you’re wearing jeans" and he says "i work here" i say "as a personal trainer. shame on you for working in a gym and holding yourself to a higher standard" he says "it’s okay this time" i say "no shit, sherlock."