four fifty stroke

when the world leader is a 450 pound man in a rehab hospital eating a cheeseburger for dinner with his left hand even though he’s right handed but can’t use his right hand because of the stroke and he’s telling you sugar is good for you and artificial sweeteners are bad for you all while complaining the nurses don’t know what they’re doing sticking you four times per day worried that you’re diabetic and that you’re going to have another stroke.

no, no. you’re right buddy. you’re doing fine. enjoy that cheeseburger. sneak another slice of pizza and another soda while you’re at it.